Beyond the Pale


In Praise of the Strumpet
In Praise of the Strumpet
In Praise of the Strumpet by Beyond the Pale featuring Alexander McQueen dresses

Items in this set:
Alexander McQueen dress, $4,585
Eriebasin.com necklace, $50
Monsoon jewelry, 26 GBP
Illamasqua makeup, $20
Peterbrooke.com

I know it has been an absolute age, dear hearts, but they are coming, I promise!

Yours in a Strumpety manner,

Miss Nightingale
x



Boudoir Style: Vintage Tips from The Ladies Dressing Room, 1892
September 20, 2009, 7:45 pm
Filed under: Beauty, Books, Decadence, Etsy, Fashion, Fripperies, Trinkets, Victorian Originals
Dressing Table

Photo by Decor to Adore

I have always adored the idea of a proper Dressing Room – lord, a dressing table would suffice right now, instead of the cluttered bedside table I currently use to store my lotions & potions! How deprived I sound, but truly I still lust after a dressing room – a boudoir nook to lounge nonchalantly on a chaise long whilst eating violet cremes and occasionally powdering my face or spritzing perfume in. Such a room would automatically make one feel glamourous, I think – and what a lovely start to the day, instead of scrabbling around in drawers crammed with half-used plastic containers… ~le sigh~

Incidentally, the above is taken from a really good article focusing on the history of dressing tables, and which really captures the heady opulence of owning and using one – from an inspirational decorating blog called Decor to Adore, which I shall certainly be adding to my blog roll.

As a little girl, I used to love watching my mother get ready for a night at the theatre or a cocktail party – impossibly glamorous, grown-up locations I yearned to be at, too. She had everything laid out neatly on the dressing table – heavy crystal pots containing scented powders and downy feather puffs with satin bows, an old-fashioned silver hairbrush & mirror set inherited from her mother, various perfumes, some in their original bottles, other decanted into vintage atomisers; pearls draping the mirrors, long gloves – all utterly wonderful, whimsical and highly covetable items which made great impressions on me, and which effortless, serene glamour I still aspire to, but shall likely never attain. ;p

One of my favourite book to dip into and dream of the past (and particularly how ladies were expected to look and behave in polite society) is the Old House Books reprint of the 1892 original: The Ladies Dressing Room. The Ladies Dressing Room

“The indispensable companion of every well-bred lady at the close of the nineteenth century.

In chapters on each part of the female form copious details guide the reader through such imperfections as wrinkles, sunburn, warts and even baldness – for which a concoction of rum and onion is prescribed – without ever venturing upon too much scientific explanation. Such simple and politely euphemistic terminology as ‘small black spots’ and ‘redness’, combined with the occasional piece of hearsay or high society gossip, gives the impression of a casual yet authoritative chat among nineteenth century aristocratic gentlewQuote 1omen.

Ever fearful of old age or indeed the illusion thereof, The Lady’s Dressing Room strikes a graceful balance between hopeless self-indulgence – chocolate is offered as a cure for bad breath – and an heroic call for ‘spartan frugality’ where there is even the slightest ‘tendency to grow stout’.

As well as being highly informative on its intended subject, this book also divulges a great deal about the writer’s contemporary society. Numerous pages of advertisements for everything from a carpet sweeper ‘the greatest labour saving invention of the century – Invention hath no nobler aim than to lighten woman’s labour’ and the ‘permanent removal of superfluous vein-marks, moles or warts through the administering of electricity by a lady electrician’ demonstrate a burgeoning consumerism (not to mention Victorian eccentricity).

Nothing was more important to a lady than to be seen to be a lady. This is the book that showed them how.”


Sometimes shocking, mostly amusing and always absolutely fascinating, this book is an indispensable addition to the research library of those who wish to gain a deeper insight into the customs & traditions of of the 19th Century. It also inspired (you know what’s coming, regular readers!) an Etsy selection – this one is actually a currently featured treasury on Etsy until wednesday 23rd at 10:15am – but preserved here forever for your viewing [one hopes!] pleasure. These are all things I would love to stock my dressing room with, or have delicately littering my boudoir – in any century. Happy browsing…

Boudoir Style 1

Direct links to items shown:

Ibrodar

Katinka Pinka

Tomboy

Vintage Opulence

Signs by Diane

Del Guidice’s Studio

Boudoir Style 2

Further links:

Banglez Beadz

Flappergirl

Beautiful Reign

Touch Me Not

Brass Paperclip

Reclaim the Throne




Ode to the Fallen Woman
September 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Filed under: Bawdy Couture, Books, Decadence, Etsy, Gin, Victorian Originals, Whores

Don’t miss your chance to confess your sins and win a signed edition of Faye L. Booth’s latest novel, Trades of the Flesh – read the article Faye guest-wrote for Melanie’s blog – a subject dear to our hearts, really: fallen women of the Victorian age – then submit your sin for a chance to win…

Truly, it is a fascinating subject, though. Under much duress, my mother eventually purchased for me a copy of Mayhew’s London Labour and the London Poor – a seminal study of the capital’s Ne’er-do-wells. I remember as a young gal in school, any time a history project came up with the chance to “write a diary in the style of a person living in the year ****” I would always try to choose a Victorian prostitute or pickpocket, or some other Unmentionable. No doubt the teachers were a little worried about me. With no reason, of course, as we all know that I turned out to be an almost perfect example of the rewards The Virtuous Woman may reap…

I must admit to never having read Faye’s work, but it is SO perfectly suited to our interests, I am only surprised it has taken this long for our paths to entwine.

Tales of the Flesh

If you follow the above link for the competition, you can read of my greatest sin. Well. The greatest I shall admit in public, anyhow, One must always allow a Lady a little mystery, don’t you agree? I shall be AGOG to hear of your sins, dearies.

Whilst you are contemplating unburdening your souls, why not lick your fingers and flick through the pages of a Treasury of fallen women?

Fallen Women 1

Links to items shown:

Ten64

Bizarre Boudoir

Deepwater

Robbie Jenkins

SMartStuff

Concepcioun

Fallen Women 2

Further Links:

Treasure Turf

Edm Designs

Vonlenska Vintage

Gloomth

J Rose Atelier

The Mermaid’s Song



Cautionary Tales in Sepia & Scarlet…
August 8, 2009, 9:48 pm
Filed under: Books, Fairytales, Fripperies, Nursery Rhymes, Victorian Originals

As a child I was simultaneously entranced & horrified by those ‘cautionary tales’ that often take the form of fairytales or nursery rhymes. Of course they are supposed to have shock value – indeed, Marina Warner explains in her wonderful book From the Beast to the Blonde, that such tales were purportedly told to children deliberately to scare, but for practical reasons: don’t go into the woods alone, little one; don’t go off with strangers, be wary of those who offer you seemingly too-good-to-be-true presents you know you don’t deserve… Basically, we can boil these tales down to the following advice: Listen to your mother, she knows what’s best. If you don’t, the *insert monster here* will get you.

The book that stayed with me the most, I think, is Struwwelpeter – written by a German psychiatrist, Heinrich Hoffmann, in 1845. The poems therein, and the particularly gruesome drawings, have a certain quality that made me shiver all those years ago, and still makes me shiver now. One only has to read The Story of Little Suck-a-Thumb to get a flavour for the book:

The Story of Little Suck-a-Thumb

One day, Mamma said, “Conrad dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But mind now, Conrad, what I say,
Don’t suck your thumb while I’m away.
The great tall tailor always comes
To little boys that suck their thumbs.
And ere they dream what he’s about
He takes his great sharp scissors
And cuts their thumbs clean off, – and then
You know, they never grow again.”
Mamma had scarcely turn’d her back,

The thumb was in, alack! alack!

The door flew open, in he ran,
The great, long, red-legged scissorman.
Oh! children, see! the tailor’s come
And caught our little Suck-a-Thumb.
Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
And Conrad cries out – Oh! Oh! Oh!
Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast;
That both his thumbs are off at last.
Mamma comes home; there Conrad stands,
And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;-
“Ah!” said Mamma “I knew he’d come
To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb.”

The picture of The Tailor, and that of Conrad displaying his bloody stumps, makes quite an impression on the mind, does it not? Of course, there differing ways of reading this ‘tale’ and we might transpose Conrad and his thumb for something else mama does not want Conrad to do – if The Tailor cut off his thumbs, what might he be after next?! – but there are many better books dealing with this subject and we shall leave the experts in the field to thrash it out, I think.

Other favourites of mine from Struwwelpeter- to read again and again and slyly show the pictures to my friends and be delightfully repulsed by each time – were The Dreadful Story of Pauline and the Matches (you might have a pop at guessing the conclusion to that one) and The Story of Augustus [Kaspar in the original, and all other versions than the English translation, for some reason] Who Would Not Have Any Soup. Again, it’s the images, here, that really stuck in my mind and slammed home the moral lessons of the stories: the kittens crying over Pauline’s smoking shoes – all that remains of her in the fire – so much that they put the flames out at last… and Augustus – who’s a really quite unlikable character and we don’t particularly mind dying – but the gradually wasting pictures have a peculiar strength of their own, especially when coupled with the simplicity of the rhymes: “He’s like a little bit of thread / And on the fifth day he was dead.” They seem to have a lip-smacking quality in the telling. Not simply a cautionary finger-wagging, but a satisfaction at seeing the audience delight/cringe at the cruelty.

The Dreadful Story of Pauline and the Matches

Mamma and Nurse went out one day,
And left Pauline alone at play;
Around the room she gayly sprung,
Clapp’d her hands, and danced, and sung.,
Now, on the table close at hand,
A box of matches chanced to stand,
And kind Mamma and Nurse had told her,
That if she touched them they would scold her;
But Pauline said, “Oh, what a pity!
For, when they burn, it is so pretty;
They crackle so, and spit, and flame;
And Mamma often burns the same.
I’ll just light a match or two
As I have often seen my mother do.”

When Minz and Maunz, the little cats, saw this,
They said, “Oh, naughty, naughty Miss!””
And stretched their claws,
And raised their paws;
“Tis very, very wrong, you know;
Me-ow, me-o, me-ow, me-o!
You will be burnt if you do so,
our mother has forbidden you, you know. “

Now see! oh! see, what a dreadful thing
The fire has caught her apron-string;
Her apron burns, her arms, her hair;
She burns all over, everywhere.

Then how the pussy-cats did mew
What else, poor pussies, could they do?
They screamed for help, ’twas all in vain,
I So then, they said, “We’ll scream again.
Make haste, make haste! me-ow! me-o!
She’ll burn to death,- we told her so.”

So she was burnt with all her clothes,
And arms and hands, and eyes and nose;
Till she had nothing more to lose
Except her little scarlet shoes;
And nothing else but these was found
Among her ashes on the ground.

And when then the good cats sat beside
The smoking ashes, how they cried!
“Me-ow me-o! ! Me-ow, me-oo! !
What will Mamma and Nursy do?”
Their tears ran down their cheeks so fast.
They made a little pond at last.

The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup

Augustus was a chubby lad;
Fat ruddy cheeks Augustus had;
And everybody saw with joy
The plump and hearty healthy boy.
He ate and drank as he was told,
And never let his soup get cold.
But one day, one cold winter’s day,
He threw away the spoon and screamed:
“O take the nasty soup away!
I won’t have any soup to-day:
I will not, will not eat my soup!
I will not eat it, no!”

Next day! now look, the picture shows
How lank and lean Augustus grows!
Yet, though he feels so weak and ill,
The naughty fellow cries out stillÑ
“Not any soup for me, I say!
O take the nasty soup away!
I will not, will not eat my soup!
I will not eat it, no!”

The third day comes. O what a sin!
To make himself so pale and thin.
Yet, when the-soup is put on table,
He screams, as loud as he is ableÑ
“Not any soup for me, I say!
O take the nasty soup away!
I won’t have any soup to-day!”

Look at him, now the fourth day’s come!
He scarce outweighs a sugar-plum;


He’s like a little bit of thread;
And on the fifth day he was-dead.

Should you want more of the same, read the English translation of Struwwelpeter online.

The fairytales we are used to, in Europe at least, often involve woods with children wandering alone in them, a choice of paths to take (to heed the grown-up’s advice or to strike out on their own) and various monsters gathering to snap at their ankles along the way or – worse – to beguile with a toothy smile. It is in the spirit of those tales that we present our latest gallery – a veritable feast of temptations around the theme of sepia & scarlet, which we feel manages to evoke the same weirdly entrancing atmosphere of traditional cautionary tales. It has been set out using the Poster Sketch page at Etsy, as our previous features were.

We do hope you enjoy!
Sepia Scarlet

Direct links to items shown:

Copeland’s Photography Studio

Oh My Cavalier!

Trillium Artisans

Ardent1

Miniature Rhino

Jen Gillette [Skirt now sold, but still has some wonderful items to explore!]

Sepia Scarlet2

Further links to items shown:

Whiteapple

The Decorated House

The Fetching Hound (usually in stock, but just look at all their other mouth-watering delights – we wish we could import them into the UK!)

Reids Weeds

Larry Nicosia

If you go down to the woods today, be sure to look foxy.

Take heed, little ones.

Yours, as ever,

Miss Nightingale

x



Penny Dreadful
August 3, 2009, 3:26 pm
Filed under: Literature, Victorian Originals | Tags: , ,

mysteries of london

Knowing the visitors to this blog to be of the ‘coarse & vulgar’ sort, I thought this might be of interest. 😉

The so-called Penny Dreadful was a mass-produced, cheap & tawdry, blood-curdling series published weekly for the delight of the (usually working class) masses of Victorian London. Not acceptable in polite society, Victorian moralists frowned on these supposedly hysteria-inducing works, with a certain James Greenwood declaring they were “sow[ing] the seeds of immorality” amongst society at large…

“What are the assured grounds of safety? Is it because it stands to reason that all such coarse and vulgar trash finds its level amongst the coarse and vulgar, and could gain no footing above its own elevation? It may so stand in reason, but unfortunately it is the unreasonable fact that this same pen poison finds customers at heights above its natural low and foul water­line almost inconceivable. How otherwise is it accountable that at least a quarter of a million of these penny numbers are sold weekly?”

Thanks to author Lee Jackson’s excellent Victorian London website, you can now read an original Dreadful, or Penny Blood, in full, for yourself! Marvelous stuff.

Yes! I am of the ‘coarse & vulgar’ sort, and wish to begin reading The Mysteries of London…